Tuesday, 16 June 2015

11 Life Lessons that Game of Thrones taught us

With every fiber and every being of the Internet resonating about the finale, this post was mandatory! The Westerosi population has taken the world by storm! Here are 11 amazing things that Game of Thrones taught us:

1. Courage

You are your bravest self, only at the times when you are most afraid. Samwell Tarly is clearly an example of the flower that blooms in adversity.



2. Looks don't matter

Your looks don't define who you are. External appearances aren't a judge of your character. Who knew a tiny fellow like Tyrion Lannister aka The Imp could be filled with so much awesomeness?



3. Women can be ruthless, too

As much as I'd want to write about how women are horribly objectified on the show, I have to mention that the mercilessness and ambition of the feminine population has been underestimated by most people. Women can be evil and treacherous, sly and manipulative, as and when required. Queen Cersei in the initial seasons, Daenerys Targaryen, Margaery Tyrell and Lady Melisandre prove it time and again. We can take back what is ours with fire and blood!



4. The worst is yet to come

If you think you have seen everything there is to see, you're wrong. You don't know half of it. We thought nobody could match Joffrey, that he was the most wretched thing on the show. And then Ramsay Bolton shut us all up.



5. Nothing can match a mother's love

Catelyn Stark did everything in her power to protect her children. Cersei Lannister/Baratheon is an example of the perfect matriarch who spoils her children silly and tries to protect them from harm. Khaleesi cried while chaining her dragon kids and Gilly fled from Craster's Keep only so she could give her son a life.




6. We can't choose who we love

Tyrion loved Shae, who was a whore, Jaime and Cersei were siblings who fell for each other, Ser Jorah was spying on Dany, but he fell for her while doing so and Jon Snow loved Ygritte, who was his wildling enemy. We have no control over who we fall in love with. Love is just as simple, and as complicated as that!



7. A dog is a man's best friend

Ghost, Shaggydog and Summer are the most loyal companions to their respective masters. All the direwolves didn't leave the side of the Stark kids. Lady and Grey Wind stayed till their deaths, and Arya had to chase Nymeria away by hurting her. Also, the Hound aka Joffrey's dog helped Arya when she needed it the most. He also saved Sansa from the mob, and was faithfully loyal to Joffrey in the first season.



8. Everyone knows nothing

We don't know what's going to happen the very next moment. We have no idea what fate might befall us. We are all Jon Snow that way.



9. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

The point is to survive and go on, no matter what. Arya Stark, Bran Stark, Brienne of Tarth, Ser Jaime Lannister, Varys are a few people on the show who have managed to do so.




10. People can do brutal things in the name of God

Religion can be used like a weapon if out of control. People don't always do right things in God's name. Religion can be pitiless and pain inflicting, too.



11. The ONLY certainty is Death

Death is the one unadulterated, undeniable truth.
All men must die!
Valar Morghulis! 


Monday, 15 June 2015

Flashback..

I feel a tad bit old while writing this post. You see, I have a younger cousin sister who is 6 years old, and one of these days I happened to ask her about her favorite games. Her instantaneous response to my question was "Candy Crush!", which left me completely flabbergasted and to an extent slightly disappointed. I feel sad for the kids these days, because they'll never know what it was like to have a life outside cell phones and computers. It pains my heart further to see that they have to watch shitty cartoons, and they'll never ever devise their own games. Technology and Digitization have changed the world for the better, but the times which we grew up in, seem much better than the environment today's kids are being raised up in. Yes, I'm old school about a lot of things, and to this day, I prefer leaving it all that way, coz that's how we grew up. Deprivation maybe strong language to use here, but, in my opinion, the present generation is being deprived of all the awesomeness we experienced. Just like in Isaac Asimov's story 'The fun they had', how Margie and Tommy went crazy upon seeing an actual book (yes, a proper book with pages), these "aajkal ke bachche" will someday find all our things alien and ancient (They're already halfway down that road). To quote a Swedish House Mafia Song: "Those Days are gone, now the memory's on the wall." I know things like this have been on the Internet for quite some time, yet this is a small portion, of my share of stuff that I miss, from the time I grew up in.

1. Weekly/Monthly/Fortnightly Magazines and Digests

Yes, I'm one of those who liked to bury their noses in a book all day. Remember Chandamama and Tinkle Digest (they even had holiday specials!)? They even had 'Junior' editions of the same for kids below 5 years, every month.
Every Saturday morning meant searching frantically amongst the folds of various newspapers to find Navneet NewsHouse lying neatly inside. Paperbacks were our source of happiness!




2. Cartoon Network

Yes, Cartoon Network is still a channel that kids watch, but let's face it, the cartoons these days "SUCK" (Yes, Bold and in Caps, enclosed in double inverted commas, for extra emphasis).
Classic Cartoon Network, was the best thing about our childhood. Swat Cats, Pokemon, Ed,Edd and Eddy, The Mask, Dexter's Laboratory, Heidi, X-Men Evolution, Jackie Chan Adventures, Cardcaptors, Popeye......I can go on all day, and yet not get tired. Chhota Bheem needs to get a life. Remember watching "Toonami" at 5?
Also, every Sunday afternoon, at 12 "Cartoon Network Popcorn" made up for our dose of animated films. The Land Before Time, Beauty and the Beast, Tintin films and God knows how many Barbie movies, you name it!
The best part was Christmas Eve, when they showed all cartoons enjoying the festive spirit, and special carols being sung by cartoons themselves. Remember Mojo Jojo singing "Silent Night"?
Also, not many kids watched Nickelodeon, but the few likes of us who did would remember Legends of the Hidden Temple, Global Guts, Rugrats, Kenan and Kel and many other amazing ones.
"Cartoon Cartoons!"




3. Ice Lolly/Jolly/Pepsi

Different names for that one plastic ki test-tube ke jaisi patli thaili, filled with frozen liquid available in  different colours, yet enjoyed the same by each child. Also, all our mothers despised that thing, and banned us from having it saying it's gutter water which will give us bad cough and an upset stomach.



4. Tazos

Cheetos or Lays, we didn't care! We'd hoard as many packets as we could to lay our hand on the tazo of our choice, to find the Pokemon we didn't have yet. Also, the classroom Tazo exchange was such a serious business. The number crossed hundred, and yet we'd want more, keeping each one as safely as we could. That one small plastic disc was more precious than any gold coin on the planet!



5.  TV Shows

No kid from our time could've grown up without watching the TV series, Small Wonder. Also 7;30 p.m. was Shaka Laka Boom Boom time where Sanju and his magic pencil wow-ed us all. Almost all of us bought that pencil with a creepy face attached to it's far end, hoping it would work some wonders. This show was followed by India's first Fairy Godmother Sonpari aka Sona Aunty with Sidekick Altu going all "Iktu Biktu Jhim Patuta" on our screens.
Though Shaktimaan has become more of a joke now, there were a lot of us who were crazy fans of the show back in those days. Also, pre-pubertal girls loved Sharaarat-Thoda Jaadoo,Thodi Nazaakat.
All mainstream channels that run only daily soaps now, also had cartoons every evening for kids. Star Plus had Fox Kids, Zee TV had Cartoon Network on Zee and Sony had Disney Time.
This list would obviously be incomplete without Bournvita Quiz Contest, which was the best quiz show of all times!



6. Freebies with milk/drink mixes

Bournvita is still available, but trust me, it doesn't taste the same. Our choice of drink mostly depended on the freebie that we'd get with the drink. Tennis ball meant Milo, Badminton Racquet meant Boost and Watch meant Bournvita. Milo was a universally loved drink, and we've all never liked Complan. Horlicks is the only drink that has managed to taste the same, but very few people enjoyed it.



7. Cheap Chocolates/Khatti Golis

There was a time when 25paise were actually worth something. Our kids will never know words like Chaaraana and Aathaana. 'Ek rupaye ki Chaar' were our favourite kind of things. Parle Orange, Kismi, Aam Chaska, Alibaba, Imli Timli and god knows what weird things we've eaten as kids in our school canteens.



8. Video Games

Yes I know PSPs and X-Boxes are awesome, but can all of those match up to the charm of the good old arcade game console? Mario, Pac-Man or Contra are anyday better than games such as Pirate King Saga. Tell me you're reading this with Mario's music playing in your head now!



9. Blackboard teaching

Teaching in most schools and colleges these days has become highly virtual, with Edu-Comp and Powerpoint doing the rounds. However, nothing matches good old Blackboard and Chalks. The use of different colored chalks on that board to make it prettier, and the thrill of wanting to solve a Math problem like a total scholar in front of the entire class! And how we all wanted to be that sudent who gets to dust the duster by tapping it constantly against the wall! Digital Teaching is a great revolution, but then there was something about that blackboard that can't be replaced!



10. Outdoor Games

We played a lot, and we made our own weird games! Aankh Band Tapli, I spy (which most of us called Dabba Ice Spice coz we never understood it's I spy), Team Team Langadi, Saakli and it's variations (Punjabi, Bengali, blablah), Stop and Party.. Our mothers had to drag us home by the ear to make us stop playing.
Aatli Baatli Futli!!




11. Trump Cards

The WWE trump cards were such a rage back then! The ranks, weight and height always changed with the manufacturer, but Rock was everyone's favorite. And everyone knew Big Show was the fattest! Pokemon cards were never really my thing, so no comment on that.



12. Music

Obviously! The Indipop and remix scene was in full swing while we were younger! Sukhbir, Euphoria, Aryans, Alisha Chinai, Daler Mehndi, KK, Band of Boys and so many other artistes!



                                      "Manzil Nayi hai, Anjaana hai Kaaravaan,
                                       Chalna Akele Hai Yahaan..
                                       Tanha Dil, Tanha Safar,
                                       Dhoondhe Tujhe, fir kyun nazar?"